TIL: ALL GIRL CHOIR SINGS BITCHES AIN'T SHIT.....LMAO

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

TIL:I SAID WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT.LMAO

THIS VIDEO CRACKS ME UP.

TIL: ON A ME NOTE

IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT I WAS HAVING INTERNET PROBLEMS WHICH MEANS COX CUT IT OFF AND I AIN'T HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY THEY ASSES SO IT'S BEEN ROUGH BUT I HAVE LOT'S TO TALK ABOUT AND LOT'S TO TELL SO STAY TUNED.

NELLY'S DERRTY DOZEN FROM PLAYBOY

Nelly:
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Nelly: I was real young. The girl was 15 and I was 12. I lied to her and told her I was older. I was a little hot-ass. It was at my grandparents'. I don't remember it lasting too long, though.
2. Where's the most unusual place you've ever done it?
N: Nowadays, what's considered abnormal? People are doing it all over the damn place. I've been outside, in public places, Laundromats, in the back of a McDonald's. I used to work at a McDonald's.
3. Do you talk dirty during sex?
N: Oh, yeah. We definitely have to talk shit. She's definitely gotta tell me what's goin' on. We've both got to communicate. Once it gets going, you know, I like to see different sides of people. And that's usually a way to find a different side in them.
4. Ever had sex with a groupie?
N: That's kind of hard to say, because you meet a person and you wind up doing it, and then you find out they like you or they like your music. It's probably happened, but it hasn't happened like me walking out of a concert and just grabbing one, no. Not like that.
5. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
N: That's a tough one. Actually, it's not a tough one. There are so many. I'm gonna say Halle Berry, definitely. J-Lo, Janet. After that Monster's Ball, Halle is definitely number one on my list right now.
6. Does pre-show sex affect your performance onstage?
N: I think it helps, because it's more exercise. We try to get it on, like aerobics, to help the stamina.
7. What's your favorite sexual act?
N: I guess it's kind of typical, but I like the doggy. I like to hit that ass from the back. [Laughs] I like a really nice ass.
8. Ever used drugs to enhance your sexual experience?
N: Oh, no. Never. Ever. I never did X. I never did none of that shit. I've done a little chronic and a lot of champagne. Chronic and alcohol. I didn't do it intentionally [for sex]. We were just partyin'.
9. What's your favorite part of the female anatomy?
N: The ass. Da ass! The ass! And big lips.
10. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
N: Receiving!
11. What's the best time of day for sex?
N: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If it's on, it's on. It could be early in the morning when you first wake up or right before you go to bed. Sometimes it can be that knock-out pill, you know?
12. Ever get aroused when you're onstage?
N: Nah, it's all about the music when I'm out there, you know what I'm sayin'? Well, you know what? I take that back. We've had a few flashers. Man, that made me kinda pause.